Politically incorrect

My wife is beautiful and glowing. Aside from a small belly that looks rather similar to the beer gut I developed my senior year of college, she looks exactly the same. She's still fitting into a relatively large subset of her normal wardrobe, so is having only minor clothing issues. Most importantly, she's content, which makes her lovely and attractive. Now, I know I'm supposed to make similar remarks about how all pregnant women are beautiful and glowing, but I just can't. I mentioned how I'm now seeing pregnant women everywhere and the thing I'm noticing is that women are all over the board while pregnant. Some are tiny at 9 months, some look like they have swallowed a massive beach ball. Some women are beautifully groomed and lovely, some look as though they've never been introduced to the business end of a harbrush. I know I will make no friends in saying this but there you have it. All I know is that I'm a lucky man.

So far.